Tuesday, February 22, 2011
A Montana cowboy walks into the Old Ox tavern and takes a seat next to a very attractive U of M coed -- he gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The cutey notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued cutey says, "A state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The coed says, "What's it telling you, now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The girl giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch a couple times and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast!"