A height-challenged, cigar box guitar playing, Texan was complaining to his buddy Bubba that his testicles ached somethin' awful every time he took the stage to play.
As he was always whining about his problem, Bubba finally suggested he go to a doctor to learn what could be done to relieve the problem. The little guy took the advice and went to the sawbones for help.
The doctor told him to drop his drawers, and that he would take a look. The dwarf dropped his pants. The Doc lifted him onto the examining table and commenced to examine the little guy.
The doctor placed one finger under his left testicle and told the dwarf to turn his head to the side and cough -- the usual method for determining a hernia -- "A,ha", said the Doc. Same thing for the right nut. "A,ha", said the Doc, again, as he reached for the surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip on the left side, and snip, snip, snip on the right side.
By this time, the little guy's eyes were buggin' out like a stomped-on-frog, and he was terrified to look down, but he noted with amazement that the snipping wasn't painful.
The sawbones told the dwarf to pull his pants up, and to tell him if it still hurt.
The dwarf was overwhelmed with joy as he pranced around the doctor's office, discovering that his testicles were no longer aching. "Geez, what did you do, Doc?", he asked.
The Doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."