I mentioned that when I was shopping at the secondhand store, I spied a really cool item for a neck strap.
It looks like a belt some hippy chic may have worn, before she exchanged it for cash, etc.. If so, she would have been the local moonshiners delight when she waltzed into the bar with this baby strapped around her midriff.
Not designed or nearly long enough for a guitar strap. After polishing the chrome and stainless pieces, I added the notched leather straps at the ends, which fit securely over the buttons on the Crapocaster. And, it's just outrageous enough to fit the theme perfectly.