Grammas Can Be A Hoot!

Years ago, I was bringing my wife to vist my grandmother.

 Grandma never remembered that I had visited her often, so she reminded me where she lived.

"You come-a da front door of da apartmenta.  I'm inna apartmenta 301.  There issa bigga panel at da fronta door.  Witha you elbow, pusha da button 301.  I willa buzza you in."

"Come-a inside, da elevator issa on da right.  Getta in, an witha you elbow, pusha 3."

"When-a you getta out, I'm-a on-a da left.  Witha you elbow, hit-a my bell."

"Grandma," I said, "That sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"What!, you come-a witha you hands empty?"