Ya Can't Stay Grumpy, When Ya Read This!

How do crazy people go through the forest?   They take the psychopath!

How do you get Holy water?   You boil hell out of it!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?   A stick!

What do you call Santa's helpers?   Subordinate Clauses!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?   Anyone can roast beef!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?   Because they have big fingers!

Why don't blind people sky dive?   Because it scares the dog!

How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?   Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

Do you know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

It's the location of the dirt bag! 

Now, admit it, at least one of these made you smile!

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